Shawn's space story
From SolSeed
The Rocket
by Shawn Kilburn
- Get me some rocket fuel, O
- I gotta get off this wasted rock
- Come on board, you koalas and rock badgers
- Climb on board, you barbarians and viola makers
- Crawl on board, you ragers and partytowners
- Hop on board, you malingerers and justicers
- Spin on board, you dreamlocked fanciers
- Beard on board, you unlikely worldspinners
- Meet me on board, my dear sons and daughters
- Get that nozzle fixed, go
- Watch that gauge fill up
- Bbeam on board, you sad monkeys and maladies
- Jump on board, you humbugs and vacuumnauts
- Zep on board, you space vampurs and uneasy riders
- Scamper on board, you readers and non-readers
- Sneak on board, you broken-hearted best beloveds
- Lunge on board, you johnny-jump-ups and susan-spin-aways
- Meet me on board, my dear sons and daughters
- Get that engine running, so
- Hear that deep thrum fill your heart
- Cower on board, you braggarts and chest-beaters
- Heap on board, you weepers and heart breathers
- Twirl on board, you stardancers and mucklebinders
- Flip on board, you lonelyhearts and desertminders
- Love on board, you hidalgos and meistersingers
- Seek on board, you pirates and xenophiles
- Meet me on board, my dear sons and daughters
- All ready for the countdown, no?
- Strap in, hold tight, breathe out
- Search on board, you infonauts and deskjunkys
- Tap on board, you mountebanks and dreadnoughts
- Joust on board, you thirsty and unhinged
- Clamber on board, you cousins and tangents
- Nap on board, you babies and oldsters
- Breathe on board, you cravers and hey-down-derry-os
- Meet me on board, my dear sons and daughters
- 10...
- Check the lights, the spanners, the waldos
- Koala: chew on something new
- Rock badger: you do exist, transformed by time
- Barbarian: let fly your beautiful tongue
- Viola maker: set bow to string
- Rager: let fly one last time for all your tallyho
- Partytowner: have all your plates and saucers, forks and knives, hats and tassels?
- Malingerer: here's a balloon animal
- Justicer: Nod your head and sleep
- Dreamlocked fancier: Open your eyes and dream
- 9...
- Check the launchpad, the propellant, the cylinders
- Worldspinner: Cut the thread
- Sad monkey: Laugh until your tears fall away
- Malady: Get to know you better
- Humbug: Here's your hat and stick
- Vacuumnaut: Screw your helmet to the sticking place
- Space vampur: Have some wine
- Uneasy rider: Buckle up
- Reader: It's time to read the world
- 8...
- Check the nozzle, the cooler, the jets of gas
- Non-reader: Open up and dive on in
- Broken-hearted best beloved: Here's a loaner heart from me to you
- Johnny-Jump-Up: Keep on jumping, jump jump jump!
- Susan-Spin-Away: Keep on spinning, spin spin spin!
- Braggart: Shhhh, only listen
- Chest-beater: Strap on the 'plate and so carry on
- Weeper: Weep on, only smile
- 7...
- Check the vanes, the gyros, the radio command receivers
- Heart Breather: Get that heart right out yer mouth
- Stardancer: Have some fizz
- Mucklebinder: Illuminate those blocks and narrows
- Lonelyheart: Be alone with us
- Desertminder: Join the caravan, oasis rest
- Hidalgo: Sharpen your moustachios and grin
- 6...
- Check the turbopumps, the inlets, the thrust frames
- Meistersinger: You know the song we love
- Pirate: Value what you take and give
- Xenophile: You're in the right spot; have patience on the rest of us
- Infonaut: Rest your tired eyes
- Deskjunky: Set down your 'scrip and walk
- 5...
- Check the carriers, the beams, the pedestals.
- Mountebank: Learn some new tricks
- Dreadnought: Unbuckle that armor
- Thirsty: Drink deep and unafraid
- Unhinged: Katy bar the door!
- 4...
- Check the heatsinks, the antennas, the instrumentation
- Cousin: Blessed be unto you
- Tangent: We'll meet you on the other side
- Baby and Oldster: Don't hurry so.
- 3...
- Check the lift, the weight, the drag
- Craver: Taste the honey and let go
- Hey-down-derry-o: Sing it again
- 2...
- Every Mother's Son: You'll get there
- Every Father's Daughter: You'll get there
- 1...
- To All Aboard:
- Blast Off!